🎂 Happy Birthday 🎂

Facebook tells me it's your birthday today.

Oh, who am I kidding. I already knew that.

Wish I could wish you a happy birthday, without raising eyebrows. Wish I could give you a gift, something thoughtful, something I spent weeks agonizing over to finally find the perfect thing. Wish I could celebrate with you, however you'd like.

Though, I suppose it's your birthday, not mine, so you're the one who gets the wishes.

What do you wish for?

Because I would do anything in my power to make your birthday wishes come true. Anything at all.

So blow out your candles, make your wish…

And let's see what we can do.